Gonorrhea Jokes

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    New Sergeants

    Hot 6 years ago

    Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."

    "But we're privates," protests Jasper.

    "We're sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."

    "But we're privates," says Jasper.

    "You blind?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We're sergeants now."

    So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "Your cute," she says, "and I'd like to screw you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

    Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what' gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay more...

    I like to fish

    Hot 4 years ago

    A fisherman got married and went to a mountain resort for the honeymoon.
    The resort clerk saw the man at the pier fishing and asked, why are you fishing?
    Shouldn? t you be making love to you? re new bride?
    The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got gonorrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
    The clerk said well you could turn her over and get some booty.
    The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got diarrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
    The clerk asked well couldn? t you at least get some head?
    The fisherman said, Naw, she? s got pyorrhea, but that? s ok I like to fish.
    The clerk now in disbelief says gonorrhea, diarrhea, pyorrhea, what the hell did you marry her for?
    The fisherman said, She? s also got worms and you know I like to fish.

    Bubba and Earl got promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Shortly after, they were out walking when Bubba said, "Hey, Earl, there's the NCO Club. Let's go in and have us a drank."
    "But we's privates," protested Earl. Pointing out their stripes, Bubba replied, "No we ain't Earl, we's Sergeants now!"
    They went in and ordered their drinks. A few minutes later, a hooker walked up to Bubba and said, "You're real cute. I'd love to take you somewhere and make you feel real good, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
    Bubba pulled Earl closer and whispered, "Quick, go look in the dictionary and see what that gon-o-rea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."
    Earl came back and gave Bubba the okay sign. A couple of weeks later, Bubba was in the infirmary with a case of gonorrhea. "Earl," he said, "why'd you gimme the okay fer?"
    "Bubba, in the dictionary it says gonorrhea only affects the privates. more...

    There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing resort on the edge of a beautiful lake. They arrived very early in the morning after a long drive and the man immediately went out fishing alone in a rowboat.
    He returned just before dinner and then went out again until the sun fell. He then went to drink alone in the bar until midnight. The next morning, he awoke before five and was out again on the lake before the sun came up.
    This went on for three days. The manager of the hotel started wondering about the man and took him aside.
    "What's wrong? Most newlyweds can't keep their hands off each other. But you hardly spend any time with her. You're always out on the lake fishing."
    "Yeah. I like women. But my wife, she has gonorrhea."
    "Oh! I understand. But still, a man has urges. And there are other ways, like..."
    "Yeah. I've thought of having anal sex with her, but you know... she has more...

    There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing resort on the edge of a beautiful lake. They arrived very early in the morning after a long drive and the man immediately went out fishing alone in a rowboat.He returned just before dinner and then went out again until the sun fell. He then went to drink alone in the bar until midnight. The next morning, he awoke before five and was out again on the lake before the sun came up.This went on for three days. The manager of the hotel started wondering about the man and took him aside."What's wrong? Most newlyweds can't keep their hands off each other. But you hardly spend any time with her. You're always out on the lake fishing.""Yeah. I like women. But my wife, she has gonorrhea.""Oh! I understand. But still, a man has urges. And there are other ways, like...""Yeah. I've thought of having anal sex with her, but you know... she has diarrhea.""Ah, yes. I can see how more...

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