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    Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!
    Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander "Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth" "Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how 'bout you..?" "Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn"
    QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts." NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water." EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water." CAPT: "What, no water,...very well, secure the showers."

    Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!

    Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander

    "Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth"

    "Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how' bout you..?"

    "Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn"

    QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts."

    NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water."

    EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water."

    CAPT: "What, no water,. .. very well, secure the showers."

    Submarines are safer than airplanes.
    Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air!

    Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander
    “Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth”
    “Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how ’bout you..? ”
    “Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn”

    Qmow: “Navigator we’re on a course for sea mounts. ”
    Nav: “Exec we’re heading for shallow water. ”
    Exec: ” Captain, we’re running out of water. ”
    Capt: “What, no water, …very well, secure the showers. ”

    Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than submarines in the air! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Response from a junior (very junior) sonar watchstander "Sonar - Conn, Report all contacts in preparation in coming to periscope depth" "Conn - Sonar, I hold no contacts - how' bout you..?" "Sonar - Conn, Supervisor to the Conn" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QMOW: "Navigator we're on a course for sea mounts." NAV: "Exec we're heading for shallow water." EXEC: " Captain, we're running out of water." CAPT: "What, no water,. .. very well, secure the showers."

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