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    Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."

    "But we're privates," protests Jasper.

    "We're sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink."

    "But we're privates," says Jasper.

    "You blind?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We're sergeants now."

    So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "Your cute," she says, "and I'd like to screw you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

    Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what' gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay more...

    Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been
    promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after,
    they're out for a walk and Leroys says, "Hey, Jasper,
    there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."
    "But we's privates," protests Jasper. "We's
    sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside.
    "Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me
    a drink." "But we's privates," says Jasper.
    "You blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at
    his stripes. "We's sergeants now." So they
    have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up
    to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and
    I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhoea."
    Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper,
    go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhoea means.
    If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper
    goes to look it up, comes back, and more...

    Bubba and Earl got promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Shortly after, they were out walking when Bubba said, "Hey, Earl, there's the NCO Club. Let's go in and have us a drank."
    "But we's privates," protested Earl. Pointing out their stripes, Bubba replied, "No we ain't Earl, we's Sergeants now!"
    They went in and ordered their drinks. A few minutes later, a hooker walked up to Bubba and said, "You're real cute. I'd love to take you somewhere and make you feel real good, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
    Bubba pulled Earl closer and whispered, "Quick, go look in the dictionary and see what that gon-o-rea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."
    Earl came back and gave Bubba the okay sign. A couple of weeks later, Bubba was in the infirmary with a case of gonorrhea. "Earl," he said, "why'd you gimme the okay fer?"
    "Bubba, in the dictionary it says gonorrhea only affects the privates. more...

    Tom and Brad have been promoted from privates to sergeants.
    Not long after, they're out for a walk and Tom says, "Hey, Brad, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in."
    "But we're privates," protests Brad. "We're sergeants now," says Tom, pulling him inside. "Now, Brad, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink." So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Tom.
    "Your cute," she says, "and I'd like to screw you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
    Tom pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Brad, go look in the dictionary and see what 'gonorrhea' means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."
    So Brad goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Tom the big okay sign.
    Three weeks later Tom is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
    "Brad," he says, "Why'd you give me the okay?"
    "Well, Tom, in the dictionary, it more...

    Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants.
    Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."
    "But we's privates," protests Jasper.
    "We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside.
    "Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."
    "But we's privates," says Jasper. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's sergeants now."
    So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."
    Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay more...

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