Facebook Jokes / Recent Jokes

A North Carolina waitress was fired for complaining on Facebook about a small tip she received. A lesson to all servers who like to post online complaints: write them where they’ll never be seen - on MySpace.

Forbes billionaire list is out and CEO and co-founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire on the list at age 25. Betcha his Mother doesn't tell him he's spending too much time on Facebook.

I met this girl who was so Ugly,... ( How ugly was she?)That Facebook banned her profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!

I love Facebook. it's the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot

British health experts are blaming rising cases of syphilis on social media sites like Facebook.
Clearly the Facebook apps are much more advanced in Britian.

Facebook is adding a "Place" feature that tells everyone your location. I'm sure gonna miss the Tiger Woods Facebook page!

"If you have friends who couldn't get on Facebook before-either because their school didn't give out email addresses, or because they went to work instead of college-now they can all get on Facebook." -A recent message from the creators of Facebook
A resounding sigh was heard from pedophiles everywhere. Finally, a place where you can be a youngster's "poke buddy" without doing jail time.