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Atlanta Falcons lineman Quinn Ojinnaka was arrested after fighting with his wife about his Facebook activity. He posted bond because he was scared of going to prison and really being poked.
I met this girl who was so Ugly,... ( How ugly was she?)That Facebook banned her profile pic and sent her back to Myspace!
Facebook is an amazing way to pass time when your board. It's filled with games and quizes you can do while not connecting with your friends. I recently took the "How Many Sexual Partners You Have in 2009/2010" quiz.
My results - "None, because your lame ass spends too much time taking douchey ass survey's on Facebook, when you should probably be at the bar looking for women who leave their drinks unattended."
This week, all Facebook’s users will be asked to renew their privacy settings. In a related story, all Myspace users will be asked to get a life.
Some lucky guy is getting a transplanted kidney after asking for one on Facebook. Ha! Not one of my 1,000 Facebook “friends” would even respond to, “Hey, just landed in L.A. Anyone know a good Thai place?”
Some people are staying away from Facebook because they feel that they're getting addicted, according to The Center for Internet Addiction Recovery. I'm a bit worried too, as my time on Facebook is starting to affect the 11 hours a day I spend playing "Halo 3".
So if someone is your best friend on Facebook...would that make them your B-F-FF?