Plastic Surgery Jokes

According to the BBC, a UK team has been given permission to carry out the world's first full face transplant. And if ever there was a nation in need this procedure, it would be the United Kingdom. Cheers.

Some lucky guy is getting a transplanted kidney after asking for one on Facebook. Ha! Not one of my 1,000 Facebook “friends” would even respond to, “Hey, just landed in L.A. Anyone know a good Thai place?”

Huntington Beach Police are seeking a woman they said used a false identity to get breast implants and liposuction, then skipped town. Not to arrest her, but to'interrogate' her.

"My Beautiful Mommy," a new children’s book, aims to explain plastic surgery.

Other titles in the series include, "My Drunken Daddy", "My Promiscuous Sister," and "My Friendly Priest."

Coincidentally lifting breasts and the spirits of men worldwide.