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    The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were' protecting.' Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job, figuring if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. In his first week, the deaf collector picks up more than $40,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money, and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia boss soon realizes the collection is late and sends some of his thugs after the deaf collector. The thugs drag the guy to an interpreter. The right-hand man says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf collector signs, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the main man, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking abo ut." The main man pulls out a. 38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. more...

    Mafia and Government

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    What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized.

    Where's the Money?

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    The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job - if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
    Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over Rs 50,00,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is.
    The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the mafia drags Santa to an interpreter.
    The mafia hood says to Santa, "Ask him where is the money."
    Santa signs, "Where's the money?"
    The deaf replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."
    Santa tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're more...

    Government vs. Mafia

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    What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

    goverment and mob

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    Q: what is the difference in the mafia and the goverment A:one is organized

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