"Now all your friends (and stalkers) can use Facebook!" joke

"If you have friends who couldn't get on Facebook before-either because their school didn't give out email addresses, or because they went to work instead of college-now they can all get on Facebook." -A recent message from the creators of Facebook
A resounding sigh was heard from pedophiles everywhere. Finally, a place where you can be a youngster's "poke buddy" without doing jail time.