Dodge Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    What do these automobile acronyms actually mean?

    Here goes….
    AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito
    BMW: Bavarian Money Waster
    BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot`s Cat Killer
    CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
    CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
    DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
    DODGE: Dear Old Dad`s Garbage Engine
    FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
    FORD: Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
    GM: Genital Motors
    HONDA: Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad`s Assistance
    HYUNDAI: Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
    JEEP: Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
    KIA: Korean Industrial Accident
    MITSUBISHI: Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
    MOPAR: Move Over People Are Racing
    NISSAN: Need I Say Something About Nothing
    OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s more...

    ACURA
    Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
    Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
    AMC
    All Makes Combined
    A Major Cost
    A Mutated Car
    A Morons Car
    Another Major Catastrophe
    AUDI
    Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Automobile Under Demonic Influence
    Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
    Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
    Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
    BMW
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    Break My Window
    Break My Windshield
    Babbling Mechanical Wench
    Beastly Monstrous Wonder
    Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
    Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
    Barely Moving Wreck
    Big Money Waste
    Big Money. Why?
    Big Money Works
    Born Moderately Wealthy
    Breaks Most Wrenches
    Bring More Wrenches
    Brings Me Women
    Brings More Women
    Broken Money Waster
    Broke My Wallet
    Broken Monstrous Wonder
    Bumbling Mechanical more...

    It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas. It is illegal to hunt whales.Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. Dodge City: It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. Dodge City: All places of business must provide a horse water troft Lawrence: All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival. No one may wear a bee in their hat. Natoma: It's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites.Russell: Musical car horns are banned Salina: It is against the law to leave your car running unattended. Topeka: The installation of bathtubs is prohibited. Wichita: Before proceeding through the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehicle more...

    THINK!
    Maybe we can dodge this work.

    After a 35-year absence, the Dodge Challenger is back. The legendary pony car has the long hood, wide stance and racing stripes of the original, which was phased out in 1975.

    The 2008 model features a state-of-the-art, digital 8-track stereo and BeeGees tickets.

  • Recent Activity