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    The Bisexual Son

    Hot 1 year ago

    These four gents go out to play golf one day. One is detained in the clubhouse and
    the remaining three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
    "My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry.
    He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so
    successful that in his last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home
    as a gift."
    The second man not to be outdone, told how his daughter began her career as a car
    salesperson, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "She's so successful, in fact, in
    the last six months she gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
    The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm and in the
    last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
    As the fourth man arrives, they tell him that they have been discussing their more...

    Bill Gates compares the

    Hot 2 years ago

    Bill Gates compares the computer industry with General Motors
    At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
    In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):
    If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
    For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
    Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
    Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
    Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall more...

    Less than half the cars you own run.

    General Motors and Segway Inc. announced this week that they are working together to develop a two-wheeled, two seat, electric vehicle that is designed to be a fast, safe, inexpensive, and clean alternative to cars and trucks. General Motors is hoping that the vehicle is the beginning of reinventing the company to begin turning a profit and pay back the government loans that have been keeping the company afloat. There is no timetable for when the cars will become available, but the price has been set at $2 billion dollars each.

    Women are like cars

    Hot 4 years ago

    Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.

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