Computer Jokes

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    A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
    A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined. Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
    The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."
    The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
    The manager was more...

    Email and Internet

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    An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
    The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day."
    Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address or internet access you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day."
    Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a more...

    blond on a computer

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    Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
    A. There's White-out all over the screen!

    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

    Computer password

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    A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
    and at the appropriate point in the process, told him
    that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
    The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
    he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his
    wife's attention.
    So, when the computer asked him to enter his
    password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that
    he was keying in
    "penis"
    His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
    replied:
    PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH

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