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    A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

    Computer Heaven and Hell

    Hot 3 years ago

    In Computer Heaven:The management is from Intel, The design and construction is done by Apple, The marketing is done by Microsoft, IBM provides the support, Gateway determines the pricing.In Computer Hell:The management is from Apple, Microsoft does design and construction, IBM handles the marketing, The support is from Gateway, Intel sets the price.

    Tech Support

    Hot 2 years ago

    Customer: "Your sound card is defective and I want a new one." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "The balance is backwards. The left channel is coming out of the right speaker and the right channel is coming out the left. It's defective!" Tech Support: "You can solve the problem by moving the left speaker to the right side of the machine and vice versa." Customer: (sputter) (click) Tech Support: (snicker)***I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine.Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the more...

    HUMOR New 1-Liners

    Hot 6 months ago

    A few choice 1-Liners.


    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    I intend to live forever - so far, so good
    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
    Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
    Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
    I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
    I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
    If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
    Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

    Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 more...

    Tech Support (Classic)

    Hot 3 years ago

    "Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?"
    "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
    "What sort of trouble?"
    "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
    "Went away?"
    "They disappeared."
    "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
    "Nothing."
    "Nothing?"
    "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
    "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
    "How do I tell?"
    [Uh-oh. Well, let's give it a try anyway.]
    "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
    "What's a sea-prompt?"
    [Uh-huh, thought so. Let's try a different tack.]
    "Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
    "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
    [Ah-at least s/he knows what a cursor is. Sounds like a hardware more...

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