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    A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

    In Computer Heaven:The management is from Intel, The design and construction is done by Apple, The marketing is done by Microsoft, IBM provides the support, Gateway determines the pricing.In Computer Hell:The management is from Apple, Microsoft does design and construction, IBM handles the marketing, The support is from Gateway, Intel sets the price.

    Once president BUSH went to a school. After have a brief talk with
    the children he asked them if they had any questions to ask him.

    One boy raised his hand and stood up.

    Bush: whats your name

    John: john

    Bush: whats your question

    Johm: sir I have three questions


    1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

    2) where is osama

    3) why do America support Pakistan so much



    Bush: you are an intelligent student john..(just then the bell for
    recess rang).

    oh dear students we will continue after the recess is over.


    After the recess

    Bush: ok children where were we? Yes, so anybody wants to ask any
    question?

    Peter raises his hand

    Bush: Whats your name?

    Peter: sir I have 5 questions.

    1) why did America attack iraq without the approval of UNO

    2) where is more...

    Computer Science: Write a fifth-generation computer language. Using this language, write a computer program to finish the rest of this exam for you.
    History: Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, America, Asia, and Africa. Be brief can concise, yet specific.
    Electrical Engineering: You will be placed in a nuclear reactor and given a partial copy of the electrical layout. The electrical system has been tampered with. You have seventeen minutes to find the problem and correct it before the reactor melts down.
    Pre-Med: You will be provided with a rusty razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a full bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Don't suture until your work as been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
    Public Speaking: Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aboriginals are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except more...

    A few choice 1-Liners.


    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    I intend to live forever - so far, so good
    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
    Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
    I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

    I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
    Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
    Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
    Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
    I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
    I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
    I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
    If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
    Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

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