"A good friend and a best friend..." joke

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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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wxd:what's the meaning?
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courage:real funnie.
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juggalo:i agree rug sniffer
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the rug sniffer :no a best friend would humiliate themselves and sniff a rug with you
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