"A good friend and a best friend..." joke
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!