"A good friend and a best friend..." joke

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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

Life is like a cactus.
Around every corner there's another prick.

Its snowing!
No, nan its just your dandruff

What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
FiretrUCK

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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who's more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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wxd:what's the meaning?
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courage:real funnie.
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the rug sniffer :no a best friend would humiliate themselves and sniff a rug with you
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