"A good friend and a best friend..." joke

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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

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wxd:what's the meaning?
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courage:real funnie.
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the rug sniffer :no a best friend would humiliate themselves and sniff a rug with you
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