"A good friend and a best friend..." joke
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Locked my keys in my truck.. Late for work and a little frantic I knew I could get it open if only I had a hanger. I ran to the first open business I could find.
Note to self... Never ever, ever frantically run into planned parenthood looking for a hanger.