"A good friend and a best friend..." joke

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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...

Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

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the rug sniffer :no a best friend would humiliate themselves and sniff a rug with you
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