"A good friend and a best friend..." joke
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"
all we need to do is put a flashlight to your hairline then we will get the batmat symbol
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Laying next to each other in intensive care at the more...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too more...
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again