"A good friend and a best friend..." joke

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A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying: "Damn that was fun!"

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune!

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wxd:what's the meaning?
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courage:real funnie.
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the rug sniffer :no a best friend would humiliate themselves and sniff a rug with you
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