"A computer is almost human - except" joke
A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
Teacher: Wat do u call a person who apologizes if he has committed a mistake ?
Boy: An honest man.
Teacher: Good. And what do u call a person who apologizes even if he has committed no mistake ?
Boy: A Boyfriend.
I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love? The Swallow.
Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in more...