"Computers make very fast, very" joke

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him,' 'I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, the man tries to ignore him.

Again, he hears,' 'Your mom was good in bed last night!'' Again, he tries to ignore it.

The man is more...

Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Anonym:So funny! Loved it!
Funny Joke? 29 vote(s). 83% are positive. 1 comment(s).