"Computers make very fast, very" joke

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four more...

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed more...

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?"
One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you a pitcher of you finest beer that I can lick my eye."
The barkeep says, more...

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Anonym:So funny! Loved it!
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