"Computers make very fast, very" joke

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up in the stands and whispers something in Clinton's ear.
All of a sudden Clinton looks at Hillary and yells, "Okay, Hillary, GET OUT!".
She more...

Once there was a farmer who sired four daughters. After they reached
puberty, he fretted for their virtue and always answered the door with a
loaded shotgun in his hands.
One night he answered a knock at the door to find a young man standing at
his threshold. The more...

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Anonym:So funny! Loved it!
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