"Computers make very fast, very" joke
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A priest had a small flock of chickens, but the prize rooster went missing, and he didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next Sunday he queried:
"Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no, I mean has anybody seen a more...
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were chosen to be apart of a science experiment.
The scientist said "Think of any place you would like to go and you will instantly be there"
The brunette said "I want to go to Australia"
Instantly she was poofed more...