"Computers make very fast, very" joke
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days."
"Before I kill you, I more...
Fight crime: Shoot back!
College is like a woman
You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?