"blond on a computer" joke
Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.
"The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
Jimmy came up to his father one day and asked for a car. His father said, "Jimmy once your dick reaches your asshole, you can have a car." Two years later, Jimmy told his dad that his dick was able to reach his asshole. His father turned to him and said, "Well more...
The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..