"blond on a computer" joke

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Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!

Did you hear about the fight in the local chippy?
Oh it was terrible... the cod got battered

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park.
A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, "I'm hanging myself."
"You're supposed more...

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all working for NASA, were discussing where to go on their next expedition.
"Let's go to the Moon," the brunette suggested.
"No. Let's go to Mars," said the redhead.
The brunette and redhead sat there arguing more...

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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