"blond on a computer" joke

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Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!

A duck walks into a feed store and asks, ''Got any duck feed?''
The clerk tells him, ''No, we don't have a market for it it so we don't carry it.''
The duck says, ''Okay'' and leaves. The next day, the duck walks in to the feed store and asks, ''Got any duck more...

A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

While taxiing down the runway, the jetliner came to an abrupt stop, turned around and returned to the gate. After quite a lengthy wait, it finally took off.
Wanting to know what caused the delay, a concerned passenger asked the flight attendant what the problem more...

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she's not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What in the hell is anal glaucoma?" he more...

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