"blond on a computer" joke
Q. How do you know that a blonde's been on the computer using Microsoft Word?
A. There's White-out all over the screen!
If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
Chuck Norris invented the beard.
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear the zipper.
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a male hormone) for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing."Doctor, the hormones you've been giving me have really helped, but I'm more...