"Computer password" joke
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process, told him
that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his
So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that
he was keying in
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
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Bush asks how he knows if they`re intelligent.
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