"Computer password" joke
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,
and at the appropriate point in the process, told him
that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured
he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his
So, when the computer asked him to enter his
password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that
he was keying in
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer
PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...
What starts with the letter F and ends in UCK?
Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!