Acura Jokes

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    What type of Asian are you?
    Girls, take this test to find out
    Guys, or scroll down. GIRLS 1. On a typical Friday night, you're most likely to be seen at: A) pool hall
    B) the mall
    C) at home, getting an early start on homework
    D) cafe shop
    E) your friend's house, having a sleepover 2. Your normal everyday wear is: A) tight shirts, spaghetti straps, baggy jeans, and extra dark lipstick
    B) lots and lots of makeup - to impress the guys of course
    C) thick glasses, long sun dresses, penny loafers, or sandals
    D) high pumps, expensive designer clothes and tons of jewelry
    E) college or Mickey Mouse sweatshirts with blue jeans 3. You usually give out your number when: A) almost never, guys get scared off by your mean looks
    B) any foine guy happens to ask for it
    C) never - you're not supposed to talk to guys
    D) there's money floating around him
    E) any white guy asks for it 4. When you go to the mall, you: A) give menacing more...

    Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
    Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
    Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
    Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
    Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
    Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
    Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
    Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a' Vette
    Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
    Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
    Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
    Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
    Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and voted for Eisenhower
    Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
    Dodge Ram.- Former Civic owner going to get even with all the people who cut him off.
    Ford Explorer - I will more...

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