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    What do these automobile acronyms actually mean?

    Here goes….
    AUDI: A Used Dodge Incognito
    BMW: Bavarian Money Waster
    BUICK: Big Ugly Idiot`s Cat Killer
    CHEVROLET: Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time
    CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever Visualized Yet
    CHRYSLER: Chrysler Has Raped Your Sanity Loser - Expect Repercussions
    DAEWOO: Damn Asian Engineering Works Only Occasionally
    DODGE: Dear Old Dad`s Garbage Engine
    FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
    FORD: Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
    GM: Genital Motors
    HONDA: Horribly Overpriced, Needing Dad`s Assistance
    HYUNDAI: Hang Your UNDerwear Anywhere Inside
    JEEP: Junk Everyone Eventually Piles
    KIA: Korean Industrial Accident
    MITSUBISHI: Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete
    MOPAR: Move Over People Are Racing
    NISSAN: Need I Say Something About Nothing
    OLDSMOBILE: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s more...

    What's it's Name?

    Hot 1 year ago

    This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."
    When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
    The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
    The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."
    The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
    The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
    The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
    The fella proudly replies, "Cause more...

    How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
    Fill the gas tank!

    The last laugh!

    Hot 7 months ago

    Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of the Japanese execs claimed that the American workers were slow and lazy.
    Not long after, a friend sent me a picture of a bumper sticker on a truck at the Ford plant.
    It read - "We may be slow and lazy, but we build a damn good bomb!"

    What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?Would you like a tow home?

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