Chevrolet Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
    Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
    Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
    Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
    Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
    Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
    Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
    Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a' Vette
    Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
    Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
    Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
    Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
    Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and voted for Eisenhower
    Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
    Dodge Ram.- Former Civic owner going to get even with all the people who cut him off.
    Ford Explorer - I will more...

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