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    How do musicians do it...
    Altos are sandwiched between sopranos and tenors.
    Altos have body.
    Bach did it with the organ.
    Band members do it all night.
    Band members do it in a parade.
    Band members do it in front of 100,000 people.
    Band members do it in public.
    Band members do it in sectionals.
    Band members do it on the football field.
    Baritones do it deeper.
    Bass clarinetists put it between their legs and blow.
    Basses and altos do it lower.
    Basses have rhythm.
    Beethoven did it apassionately.
    Beethoven was the first to do it with a full orchestra.
    Choir boys do it unaccompanied.
    Clarinetists do it with alternate fingerings.
    Contrabass clarinetists do it deeper with a lot of tongue and steady rhythm.
    Cymbal players do it with a crash.
    DJs do it on request.
    DJs do it on the air.
    Drummers beat it.
    Drummers do it in 4/4 time.
    Drummers do it longer.
    Drummers do it with both hands and more...

    Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier thanthat of light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There isless dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parkinglot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with allthings, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, theycan no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full darksucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has more...

    Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier thanthat of light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark.Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There isless dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parkinglot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with allthings, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, theycan no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full darksucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has a more...

    Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
    For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However,
    recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't
    emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers.
    The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves the
    existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark
    is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs
    suck dark. Take for example the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is
    less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark
    sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot
    have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with all things,
    dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer
    suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark more...

    I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

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