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    Christian Faith

    Hot 8 months ago

    There was this Christian lady who had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing.

    After a while he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?"

    The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible."

    He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

    She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible."

    He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

    The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him."

    "What if he isn't in heaven?" the man more...

    Chinese Heaven

    Hot 7 months ago

    Three Chinese gentlemen approach the St. Peter's gates requesting entrance to heaven. St. Peter informs the three that as they are not Christian, they can not come in. But after much pleading by the three Chinese men St. Peter agrees to let them in on one condition: each one must explain a Christian holiday. The first man says' Christmas. Christmas is when young children dress up in scary costumes, say trick or treat, eat candy. Christmas.' St. Peter says no. The second man says' Lent. Lent is when everyone gather' round big fire, cook hot dog, make e fireworks. Lent.' St. Peter says no. The third man says' Easter. Put man on cross. Man dies on cross. Put man in tomb. Wait three days. After three days, roll the rock from tomb. Man come out of tomb. If man see shadow...'

    Man On Bridge

    Hot 6 years ago

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!""Why shouldn't I?" he said.I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!""Like what?""Well... are you religious or atheist?""Religious.""Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?""Christian.""Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?""Protestant.""Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?""Baptist.""Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of theLord?""Baptist Church of God.""Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you ReformedBaptist Church of God?""Reformed Baptist Church of God.""Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?""Reformed Baptist Church of God, more...

    Jewish Sons

    Hot 5 months ago

    A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in his knowledge of the Jewish faith. To remedy this he sent his son to Israel to experience his heritage. A year later the young man returned home.
    "Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our Fathers," the son said. "It was wonderful and enlightening, however, I must confess that while in Israel I converted to Christianity."
    "Oi vey," replied the father, "what have I done." So in the tradition of the patriarchs he went to his best friend and sought his advice and solace. "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated his friend, "I too sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian."
    So in the tradition of the patriarchs they went to the Rabbi. "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the Rabbi, "I too sent my son to Israel and he returned a Christian. What is more...

    Atheist

    Hot 5 months ago

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created.
    "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
    At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...."
    Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river more...

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