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    Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier thanthat of light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There isless dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parkinglot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with allthings, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, theycan no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full darksucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has more...

    Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light.However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electricbulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbsdark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labsspokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier thanthat of light, and that dark is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark.Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There isless dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parkinglot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with allthings, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, theycan no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full darksucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has a more...

    Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers
    For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However,
    recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't
    emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers.
    The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves the
    existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark
    is faster than light. The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs
    suck dark. Take for example the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is
    less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark
    sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot
    have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with all things,
    dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer
    suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark more...

    Mission Statement
    1. TO LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES.(Ha !)
    2. TO ALWAYS WORK TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY. (( Hey I'm being serious here!))
    3. IN THE EVENT OF POINT 2. NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SAY ‘ F### IT!
    4. NEVER P##S OFF ANYONE WITH A HORMONAL IMBALANCE (I.E. Anyone on H.R.T., Men suffering from man-flu, big blokes on steroids, women.){{This point was added as a direct result of point 1.}}
    5. NEVER FLY ON A PLANE WHERE THE PILOT IS ANY OF THE ABOVE.
    6. TO HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SAY SORRY ( In the unlikely event that I'm wrong!!. If not say it anyway to any persons identified in point4.
    7. NEVER.NEVER .NEVER. GO TO BED ON A ARGUMENT…..(Stay up and drink Jack Daniels instead!)
    8. TREAT OTHERS AS THEY DESERVE TO BE TREATED(( Unless -of course- what they deserve is a good kick in the b#####ks))
    9. UNDERSTAND THAT OTHERS DO NOT ALL SHARE YOUR VISION! (Especially when it comes to driving!!!)
    10. Remember ‘ I AM GARY' (unless ive more...

    Picard: "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your
    attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been
    able to access their command pathways?"
    Geordi: "Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by
    searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing
    technology."
    Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.
    Riker looks puzzled. "What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"
    Data turns to answer. "Allow me to explain. We will send
    this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command
    pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming
    system resources at an unstoppable rate."
    Picard: "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't
    they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"
    Data: "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it
    creates a new version of itself more...

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