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    Rolling in the deep

    Hot 1 year agoby ellie

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    Chinese Goer

    Hot 5 years ago

    A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the
    evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at
    it.
    When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window,
    takes deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side,
    jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the
    performance.
    The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When
    finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a
    deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps
    back into bed with the hooker and starts again.
    The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During
    the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.
    So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a
    deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed...and finds four
    Chinese men.

    Halloween...?!?!

    Hot 1 year ago

    There was once an old woman living in a cottage. Her husband had died three years ago. Suddenly, the phone rang. She picked it up and a deep voice boomed: "I am the vindow viper and I'm coming into your town." She put the phone down, thinking it was some boys playing a prank on her.
    About half an hour later the phone rang again. She picked it up and the deep voice bellowed: "I am the vindow viper and I'm coming down your road." Again, the woman put the phone down, thinking that the boys were very determined.
    Around a minute later, the phone rang again. She sighed and picked up the phone. Again, the deeep voice boomed: "I am the vindow viper and I'm just outside your door!" She put the phone down and the doorbell rang. She opened the door and there was an old man standing there. She said: "Who are you?"
    He said: "I am the vindow viper and I've come to vipe your vindows!"

    This young swimmer from the Australian Olympic team manages to sneak his new girlfriend, a gorgeous Danish gymnast, into his room at the Olympic Village.

    Once she's inside, he quickly switches out all the lights and they rapidly disrobe and leap onto his bed in a flurry of athletic achievement.

    After about twenty minutes of wild sex they both collapse back on the bed in exhaustion. The girl looks admiringly across at the swimmer in the dim light. His beautifully-developed muscles, tanned skin and smooth-shaven scalp glisten with little beads of sweat as he lays beside her. She's really pleased to have met this guy.

    At this point the swimmer slowly struggles up from the bed. He fumbles the lid off a bottle on the bedside table, pours himself a small shot in a glass and drinks it down in one gulp. Then he stands bolt upright, takes a deep breath and, in a surprisingly energetic motion, dives under the bed, climbing out the other side and beating his more...

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