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Billy's Mom's Letters
The following appeared in a computer magazine in Mr. Dvorak's column:
Dear Mr. Dvorak:
Ann Landers wouldn't print this. I have nowhere else to turn. I have to get the word out. Warn other parents. I must be rambling on. Let me try and explain. It's about my son, Billy. He's always been a good, normal ten year old boy. Well, last spring we sat down after dinner to select a summer camp for Billy. We sorted through the camp brochures. There were the usual camps with swimming, canoeing, games, singing by the campfire -- you know. There were sports camps and specialty camps for weight reduction, music, military camps and camps that specialized in Tibetan knot tying. I tried to talk him into Camp Winnepoopoo. It's where he went last year. (He made an adorable picture out of painted pinto beans and macaroni). Billy would have none of it. Billy pulled a brochure out of his pocket. It was for a COMPUTER CAMP! We should have put our foot more...
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:
10. Tommy Lee's--- Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's-- Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's-- Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Star's-- Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's-- Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's-- Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's- Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's- Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras's- Camp Lickacoochie And the number one camp not to send your kid to:
1. Monica Lewinsky's- Camp Suckapeepee
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee's--- Camp Kickachickee9. Lorena Bobbit's-- Camp Cutaweewee8. Tanya Harding's-- Camp Wackaneenee7. Kenneth Star's-- Camp Catchacrookee6. Louis Farakahn's-- Camp Killawhitey5. O.J. Simpson's-- Camp Killachickee4. Michael Jackson's- Camp Wannabewhitey3. President Clinton's- Camp Getahoochie2. Ellen Degeneras's- Camp Lickacoochie And the number one camp not to send your kid to: 1. Monica Lewinsky's- Camp Suckapeepee
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton's Address to the NationText from Clinton's Address to the Nation if he were on truth serum. 10. 16 P. m. ET (0216 GMT) August 17, 1998Good evening. This afternoon in this room, from this chair, in this very spot, I was forced to testify before the Office of Independent Counsel and the grand jury. I answered their questions truthfully whenever there was compelling physical evidence that would contradict my lies, including questions about having sex while watching an intern do kinky things that I now spin as being part of my private life, questions so embarrassing that no American citizen would ever want to answer. Still, the polls indicate that I must take complete responsibility for all my actions, both public and private. And that is why I am speaking to you tonight and not ducking questions while the Marine Band plays loudly and drowns out the media. As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my more...
Billy's Letters
The following appeared in a computer magazine in Mr. Dvorak's column: Dear Mr. Dvorak:
Ann Landers wouldn't print this. I have nowhere else to turn. I have to get the word out. Warn other parents. I must be rambling on. Let me try and explain.
It's about my son, Billy. He's always been a good, normal ten year old boy. Well, last spring we sat down after dinner to select a summer camp for Billy. We sorted through the camp brochures. There were the usual camps with swimming, canoeing, games, singing by the campfire - you know. There were sports camps and specialty camps for weight reduction, music, military camps and camps that specialized in Tibetan knot tying.
I tried to talk him into Camp Winnepoopoo. It's where he went last year. (He made an adorable picture out of painted pinto beans and macaroni). Billy would have none of it. Billy pulled a brochure out of his pocket. It was for a COMPUTER CAMP!
We should have put our foot down right there, more...