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What do you call an enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu.
What do you call a talkative Bengali? Bolbol Chatterjee.
What do you call an outlawed Bengali? Bonduk Bannerjee.
What do you call a dark Bengali in a dark cave? Kalidas Guha.
When does the Bengali sound like a dog? When he bharks (works). (which is rarely!
A Bengali Peeping Tom?. .. Key holo

What do you call an enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu.

What do you call a talkative Bengali? Bolbol Chatterjee.

What do you call an outlawed Bengali? Bonduk Bannerjee.

What do you call a dark Bengali in a dark cave? Kalidas Guha.

When does the Bengali sound like a dog? When he bharks (works). (which is rarely!

A Bengali Peeping Tom?. .. Key holo

NB: PLEASE DONT GET OFFENDED..... TAKE IT WITH A FUNNY NERVE
Bengali
One Bengali is a poet
Two Bengalis is a film society
Three Bengalis is a political party
Four Bengalis is two political parties
-Bihari
One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav
Two Biharis is a booth-capturing squad
Three Biharis is a caste killing
Four Biharis is the entire literate population of Patna
-Punjabi
One Punjabi is a 100 kg hulk named Pinky
Two Punjabis is a Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky
Three Punjabis is an assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds
Four Punjabis is a combined IQ equal to one
-Mallu
One Mallu is a coconut stall
Two Mallus is a boat race
Three Mallus is a Gulf job racket
Four Mallus is an oil slick
-UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya is a milkman
Two UP bhaiyyas is a halwai shop
Three UP bhaiyyas is a fist-fight in the UP assembly
Four UP bhaiyyas is a more...

Sardar Joginder Singh boards a flight from Delhi to Mumbai. As he settles in, he glances up & sees a gorgeous woman board. She heads straight towards him & takes the seat next to his. Eager to talk to her, he asks, "Business trip or vacation ?"
She smiles & says, "Business. I'm a sexologist, and I am going to the annual Sexologists' Convention."
He swallows & calmly asks: "What is it about?"
"It will debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really ? What m-myths are those ?" he asks.
"Well," she explains. "One popular myth is that Sudanese Men are the best endowed when, in fact, it is Dravidian Men who have the largest average penis size in the world. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers on the planet, whereas actually it is Bengali Men."
Suddenly she becomes a little uncomfortable and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I more...

A sardarji newly arrived in Kolkata, was invited by his Bengali neighbour to what he thought was to be a bhojan.

He ate nothing all day so he could do justice to rice and macherjhol (fish curry) and rosogollas. He arrived at the appointed time and was regaled with a feast of hymn singing - bhajan]

A Bengali, Marwari and Gujrati get into a carwreck. Upon arrival at the heaven Gates, Chitragupt informs them that it is not their time, they were not supposed to die yet.
He offers them a deal, 'You give me 20 Rs, and I'll let you go back down and live the rest of your lives out.'
The Bengali says, 'Fair enough,' and hands Chitragupt twenty. Back on earth at the accident scene, he sits bolt upright, shocking the paramedics that had just pronounced him dead. They all gather around to ask him what happened.
'Well, it wasn't my time, so I paid 20 bucks and he let me come back from the dead.' Noticing the other victims remained lifeless, the paramedics ask why they didn't also take chitragupt up on his offer.
The Bengali rolls his eyes and says, 'Oh, the Marwari is trying to talk him down to Rs 12.50, and the Gujju is waiting for the Government to pay for it.'

A bearded Bengali and a sardar got into an argument over which state had produced more freedom fighters - Bengal or Punjab. They decided that for every patriot each named from his state, he would be entitled to pluck out a hair from the other's beard.
The Bengali opened the offensive with Khudi Ram Bose and tweaked a hair from the sardar s beard. The sardar responded with Bhagat Singh and plucked one out of the Bengali's beard. And so it went painfully on, with the Bengali evidently having an endless list of Bengali nationalists up his sleeve.
The sardar came to the end of his list. Then with great gusto he yelled,' Jalianwala Bagh,' and yanked the Bengali's beard off his chin.