Vitamin Jokes

Ingredients in Viagra!
3% Vitamin E
2% Aspirin
2% Ibuprofen
1% Vitamin C
5% Spray Starch
87% Fix-A-Flat

After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have
discovered the secret ingredients to Viagra!

VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2%
ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C

. .. and. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. 92% Fix-A-Flat!

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Viagra Ingredients
They have finally released the ingredients in Viagra:
3% vitamin E
2% aspirin
2% ibuprofen
1% vitamin C
92% Fix-a-Flat

Did you read that scientists discovered the actually ingredients in Viagra?
2 % vitamin C, 2% vitamin B, 2% vitamin E, 2% vitamin K, 98% fix a flat!