Viagra Jokes

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    Viagra midget

    Hot 3 months ago

    Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?
    He's a little stiff now.

    Tabletop Viagra

    Hot 1 month ago

    An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband's sex drive.' What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor.

    'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."

    'No problem,' replies the doctor.' Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.'

    A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.' Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.'

    'What happened?' asks the doctor.

    'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.'

    'What was terrible?' said the doctor,' was the sex not good?'

    "Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 more...

    What is the difference between a non-Jewish woman and a Jewish woman
    A non-Jewish woman urges her husband to take Viagra
    A Jewish woman urges her husband to invest in Pfizer.

    Horny Bird

    Hot 5 years ago

    A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.

    Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.

    Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.

    "What happened?" the man asks, "You were in there for hours and yet you're not only alive but you're sweating like crazy?"

    The cockatiel pants: "Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs on a frozen chicken?"

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..
    DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of
    0.2 percent.
    PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
    CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
    COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. * Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
    BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts more...

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