Turtle Jokes / Recent Jokes
How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.
How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.
How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? Once they're on their backs, they're fucked!...but at least the turtle tries to get back up!
How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a blonde have in common? Once they're on their backs, they're fucked!...but at least the turtle tries to get back up!
Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
What's the similarity between a blonde and a turtle? Once they're on their back, they're both screwed.
A 70-year-old Texas Rancher got his hand caught in a gate while working cattle. He wrapped the hand in his bandana and drove his pickup to the doctor. While suturing the laceration, the doctor asked the old man about George W. Bush being in the White House.
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'Post Turtle.'"
Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked what a Post Turtle was.
The old man looked at him and drawled, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a Post Turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain:
"You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor dumb bastard get down."
Even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.