Elephant Jokes

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    A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus, and by chance their seats were next to the elephant pen. While his father was gone buying popcorn, the boy piped up, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?"
    "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, not that at the other end."
    "Oh, that's the elephant's tail."
    "No, Mom. Down underneath."
    His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing."
    Pretty soon the father returned, and the mother went off to get a soda.
    While she was gone the boy repeated his questions.
    "That's the elephant's trunk, son," he replied.
    "Dad, I know what an elephant's trunk is. The thing at the other end, down underneath the elephant's tail."
    The father took a good look, "Oh. That's the elephant's penis." "Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?"
    The man took a deep breath and more...

    African Safari

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    A man goes to Africa on a safari. While there, he comes upon an
    elephant in great pain, with a giant thorn in its foot. The man
    very carefully approaches the elephant, and gingerly removes the
    thorn from its foot. The elephant begins to walk away, then turns
    and stares at the man for a full minute, locking eyes with him.
    The elephant then continues on its way.
    "
    I wonder if I ever see that elephant again if it will remember
    me?"
    the man muses to himself.
    It is a few years later, and the man is at a circus back in the
    States.
    He notices that one of the elephants keeps looking at him, almost
    like it KNOWS him. The man wonders, "
    Could this be that elephant
    I helped so long ago?"
    He decides to get a closer look. With the elephant still giving
    him the staredown, the man moves in closer, getting right up in
    front of the elephant. They lock eyes. A knowing look seems to
    cross the elephant's more...

    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
    Big holes all over Australia!

    A frog goes into a

    Hot 5 years ago

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Hello, Patricia Whack. I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."
    Patti looks at this frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
    The frog says $30,000 and the teller asks him his name, and the frog says it's Kermit Jagger, he's the adopted pet of Mick Jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.
    Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything that he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
    Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and leaves the room. She finds the manager and says, "There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out more...

    The Wizard of Oz

    Hot 3 years ago

    At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a toad hops in.
    The toad says "Oh wizard, please help me. I was born with a yellow penis."
    "I've told you animals, I can't help you with any big problems," responds the wizard. "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz."
    So the toad hops off on his merry little way. But in not too long an elephant enters the wizards pad.
    "Oh wizard," the elephant begins, "please help me. I was born without a trunk."
    Now the wizard is infuriated. "Don't you stupid animals ever listen!!! Take your damn big problems to the wizard of Oz!"
    The elephant responds "But, wizard how do I get to the Wizard of Oz?"
    "Oh that's easy," says the wizard. "Just follow the yellow dicked toad!"

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