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    Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
    A: Anything you want, it can't hear you.
    Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?
    A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.
    Q: What's grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?
    A: An inside out elephant.
    Q: What is grey and not there.
    A: No elephants.
    Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
    A: With a blue elephant gun, of course.
    Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
    A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
    Q: How do you shoot a green elephant?
    A: Tell him a dirty joke so he turns red, strangle him until he turns blue, and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun.
    Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
    A: Ever seen a yellow elephant? (Stup-pid, fuul, idyut!)
    Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
    A: Have you ever tried to iron one?
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    Scientists have discovered that elephants can recognize themselves in the mirror. Not only that, but African elephants think they look better in sweats than they actually do.

    A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? So they can hide in cherry trees.What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A Monkey eating cherries.

    Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:
    The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant.
    The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari.
    The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.
    The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants.
    The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants.
    The Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money.
    The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People.
    The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-
    6.
    The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant.
    The Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants.
    The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
    The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.

    Packing Elephants

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    How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...

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