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    Czech walks into police station in 1968 during the Fraternal
    Assistance.
    Czech: Hey, out there in the street, a Swiss soldier knocked
    me down and took my Russian watch.
    Desk Sergeant: Come again?
    Czech: Are you deaf? Out there in the street, a Swiss soldier
    knocked me down and took my Russian watch.
    Desk Sergeant: You're confused. It was a Russian soldier who
    knocked you down and took your Swiss watch.
    Czech: Well, maybe, but you said it, not me.
    Henry Cate III

    A soldier was asked to report to the headquarters sergeant for an assignment.
    The sergeant said, “We have a critical shortage of typists. I'll give you a
    little test. Type this,” he ordered, giving him a pamphlet to copy and a sheet of paper, and pointing to a desk across the room that held a typewriter and an adding machine.The man, quite reluctant to become a clerk typist, made a point of typing very slowly, and saw to it that his work contained as many errors as possible.The sergeant gave the typed copy only a brief glance. “That's fine,”" he said. “Report for work at 8 tomorrow.”“But aren't you going to check the test?” the prospective clerk asked.The sergeant grinned. “You passed the test,” he replied, “when you sat down at the typewriter instead of at the adding machine.”

    A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert
    outpost. On
    his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out
    back
    of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour,
    "What's the camel for?" The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long
    way from
    anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we
    have the
    camel." The Captain said "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess
    it's
    all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months,
    the
    Captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN
    THE
    CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the
    Captain's quarters. The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have
    vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the
    stool
    and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that more...

    In the olden days of the Legion Etrangere (French Foreign Legion), Lieutenant Lefevre was extremely happy to be posted near Bir Ounane, right in the middle it seems, of the desert.
    Boy howdy, did he enjoy the challenge of the elements, the demands for personal survival skills, the camaraderie of the other officers, etc! In fact, for four months, he enjoyed EVERYTHING!
    Around the beginning of his fifth month there, a steady ache in his groin reminded him that the hadn't had any female companionship and that it was time to put his johnson back to work. He confided one day in Sergeant LeBrun: "Sergeant, I've got a personal problem. I need a woman. What do the men do when they have this urge?"
    "Sir," responded Sergeant LeBrun, "there's no problem. They usually take the camel..."
    "Non, non, non. Jamais! Never! Never!" screamed the lieutenant. "I will not descend to such low conduct."
    Well, about two months later, he more...

    A gentler way

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    At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez, report to the office. Your brother died last night."The Chaplain, Rabbi Horowitz, looked on in horror. "Sergeant," he saidafterwards, "that's a rather cruel and unfeeling way to break tragic news. We must be more gentle and less abrupt in the future,"The sergeant shrugged. "Yes sir. I'll try to remember that." He didn'tlook very convinced.Several days later, a call came in about another family death. As the troops were assembling for roll call, the Chaplain stepped forward."Let me take this one, sergeant", he said. He turned toward the sleepy-looking soldiers and said, "Platoon, atten-HUT !" They came to attention. "Good morning, men!" he said. "Good morning, sir", they replied. "Men, today is Mother's Day, and I hope all of you will be calling home to send your moms a loving thought. In fact, all of more...

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