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Since Dehradun is not far from Punjab, many Punjabis sought admission to the D. A. V college, Dehradun (formerly in U. P. but now in Uttaranchal). However, since preference was given to boys and girls from U. P., outsiders were asked to state their length of residence in U. P., and attach their certificates. A boy from a Punjab village filled in his form and against the column' length of residence' wrote' 366 km.'
Another applicant filling details of his name, address, etc., wrote against the column,' born', the simple reply:' Yes.'

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway
station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
Ek Punjab Mail dena.` demanded the man in front.
He was given a ticket.
`Ek Punjab Mail dena.` the second man asked and was
handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh,
`Ek Punjab female dena!`
`What do u mean by Punjab female?` asked the clerk.
`It is for my wife` replied Banta Singh.

TWO pandits riding on a scooter were stopped by a Punjab police constable. "Don't you know riding on the pillion is forbidden in the Punjab?" asked the constable, "I am going to challan you."
The pandits pleaded their innocence of rules but he refused to let them go. Very exasperated the pandit who was driving the scooter replied, "All right, Ishwar is with us. Do what you like."
"In that case, I'll challan you for having two on the pillion behind you."

Sardar wanted to make a call to punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.