Delhi Jokes

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    Scared ???

    Hot 6 years ago

    A plane was taking off from New Delhi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the pilot made an announnncement over the intercom.
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain, Banta speaking. Welcome to Flight No. 333, nonstop from New Delhi to London. The weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, just sit back and relax."
    Then he quickly yells out loud - "OH MY GOD!"
    Dead silence followed. After a few minutes, the pilot comes back on the intercom and says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was speaking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of hot coffee and spilled it all over my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
    Santa in Coach shouts back, "That's nothing, you should see the back of mine!"

    Just A Minute

    Hot 6 years ago

    Santa calls a call center of air sahara to know the journey time of delhi to bombay. When his call gets connected, he asks "sir, how much time will your plane take from delhi to bombay? Officer says "just a minute sir' santa says thankyou very much and disconnects the call.

    India has compiled a list of do's and don'ts for its citizens at this year's Commonwealth Games to help showcase New Delhi's charms. "We want tourists to go back with the impression that Delhi is a sophisticated city."
    "We want to tell them don't urinate in public, don't spit, keep your houses and shops clean, keep public transport safe and such things," Delhi tourism chief Rina Ray told the Hindustan Times Friday.
    Ah, reminds me of that fall I spent in New Delhi. The lights, the sounds, the freedom of not having to ask where the restrooms are.

    The Hypnotized Fly From New Delhi to Bombay came a very dirty train. The train had many animals in the corredors, and many people eating and making more garbage. In one cabin, there were a Chinese man and a Jewish man sitting one in front of the other. Suddenly a fly alit on the Chinese man`s head, and using his kung fu, he hypnotized the fly only with his eyes. Then he took the fly, opened his mouth, looked at the Jewish man, and ate it. Five minutes later came another fly, and the Chinese guy did the same thing. The next fly landed, this time on the Jewish`s mans head. He did the same thing; with his eyes he hypnotized the fly, took it, opened his mouth, looked at the Chinese guy, and asked, "Do you want to buy it?"

    Three things come to mind from St. Stephens College, New Delhi in indai.

    1. Step-Hens college!

    2. One of the things fatchhas in Hindu College were made to say during ragging:
    "Stephens girao, Mandir Banao."

    3. Wilson Public School....?????: ) (BTW. Stephen`s princi was Anil Wilson).

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