Practical Jokes / Recent Jokes
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms. to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race. when he reachedthe finishing line, me and my friends went towish him. I told him "Jhon u made it and u provedthat u can win the race too." but Jhon insteadshouted at me and said " WHO LET THE DOG BESIDE ME"
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrophy, my principal kicked me out from hisoffice saying that the trophy goes to theperson who came in the last, because itsSLOW BICYCLE RACE.
Isn't it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly? OLL!: p
There are two solutions to the problem in Eastern Europe, the practical solution and the miraculous solution.
The practical solution is that the Virgin Mary and the Archangels Gabriel and Michael would come down and set things straight. That is the practical solution.
The miraculous solution is the Eastern European's would learn to compromise.
Smaller or larger tuxedo
A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical joke was in order. One of the duties of the best man is to make arrangements for the pick up and return of the groom’s tuxedo.
After final fitting, rent an extra coat jacket that is either three or four sizes smaller or larger than the groom’s. Explain to the tux shop what you’re up to. Pick up the groom’s fitted coat, switch with the extra rented coat, and deliver to the groom only when it becomes time to actually get dressed.
The friend of mine wore a 42 long, but the one I provided was a 38 short. Talk about some serious fun! Don’t reveal that you know anything as long as possible.
Write on the bottom of shoes
Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom of the groom’s left shoe and “Me” on the bottom of the right shoe. So when he knelt down for his vows, the entire congregation saw it. Of more...
The Top Ten Nerf Toys!
10. The Nerf Sling shot for those whose parent's do not approve of any type of weapon. (Don't shoot at point blank range, it may cause longterm damage to target)
9. The nerf nerve prodder delivers quick shocks to target, three settings nerf, old timer, and die die die.
8. The nberf raygun is a compact gun with two settings don't hurt nothin (nerf) and blow your bedroom walls to oblivian.
7. The nerf exploding football is the perfect tool for teaching your children how to catch a football. (Football if dropped delivers a 50 mega ton nuclear explosion to surrounding area and state)
6. The nerf robotic ping pong opponent is great for the experienced ping pong player, it also teaches advanced techniques. (if the robotic nerf ping pong players opponent misses the ping pong ball during a game, this robot has been known to chuck a large number of balls at his/her head)
5. the nerf electronic Karate tutor is an excelent addition to any dojo, the more...