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    A childs Abcs

    Hot 1 year ago

    A mother and a father were fighting calling each other bitches and bastards. When there 5 year old son walked in and asked what bitches and bastards meant. The parents said it was a very nice way to say ladies and gentlemen.
    The next day the parents were feeling horny and were saying boobs and dicks. Their son walked in and asked what it meant. They replied it means coat and hats.
    The next day was thanksgiving and the father was shaving, he cut himself and yelled shit! The son walked in and asked what it meant. The father replied its the brand of shaving creme.
    That same day the mother was cutting the turkey and she cut herself. She yelled FUCK! The son walked in and asked what it meant. The mother replied it meant cutting the turkey.
    The doorbell rang and the boy opened the door. The boy announced, "Good evening Bitches and Bastards, please hang up your boobs and dicks on the coat rack while my dad is wiping the shit off his face and my mother is fucking the more...

    Singing Frog

    Hot 5 years ago

    A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."
    The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?"
    The bartender says, "Only if what you show me ain't risque."
    "Deal!" says the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of bar, down the bar, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the key board and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the hamster is really good.
    The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy downs the drink and asks the bartender for another.
    "Money or another miracle else no drink", says the bartender. The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the more...

    The Fur Coat

    Hot 6 years ago

    Bought the wife a hamster fur coat for her birthday, she was delighted with it.
    We went to the fair; took me 4 hours to get her off the big wheel!

    Singing Frog

    Hot 5 years ago

    A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it."The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me a drink?"The bartender says, "Only if what you show me ain't risque.""Deal!" says the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the bar and it runs to the end of bar, down the bar, across the room, up the piano, jumps on the key board and starts playing Gershwin songs. And the hamster is really good.The bartender says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy downs the drink and asks the bartender for another."Money or another miracle else no drink", says the bartender. The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts more...

    An eager, but less than bright, young entrepreneur decides to
    go into the painting business. So he wanders into the rich part
    of town, paint brush in hand, and knocks at the door of a
    large house.
    "Good day, sir. I was wondering if you had any painting you
    need done."
    The owner of the house, a rich man by any standard, looks
    speculatively at the painter. He perceives a vibrant
    entrepreneurial spirit, which reminds him of his own ambition
    in his younger days.
    "Hmmm. Yes, I think my porch needs a coat or two of paint."
    The eager young painter rushes off around the side of the house...
    Several hours later, he returns to the front door, his clothes
    dripping paint, and knocks again.
    "Sir, I've finished! But I have to tell you, that wasn't a porch, it
    was a Ferarri."

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