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Former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has reportedly agreed to a plea bargain deal that would get him out of jail early. When asked about it, Vick said, “Hey, every dog has his day.”

Lynette Squeaky Fromme was released from prison earlier today, and
was immediately signed by the Philadelphia eagles!

Michael Vick is reportedly shopping a post-prison reality show. Something tells us it won't be on Animal Planet.

Michael Vick admitted to crying in prison because of all his guilt. And maybe the prison rape.

Commissioner Roger Goodell says Michael Vick has to show genuine regret in order to return to the NFL. In other words, he has to act like a Detroit Lions season ticket holder.