Michael Jackson Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: What do any of the Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?A: They all wear one glove for no apparent reason.
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley?A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.
Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?A: "Boy, that's a relief. I thought she married a black guy!"
Q. Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little
friends leaves?
A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.
A passenger pulled a knife and chased a fellow passenger on a Miami bus after the two argued over whether Michael Jackson should be remembered as a great musical talent. The victim was asked by police "Are you ok?", and was later told that he had just got struck by a smooth criminal.
Iowa State fair organizers have announced they have made a statue of Michael Jackson entirely in butter. Ironically, much like his face, the butter will eventually melt.
If a dermatologist is the real father of Michael Jacksons' kids,it could change the whole complexion of custody proceedings.