Michael Jackson Jokes

A celebrity photographer was found hiding in a bush near Angelina Jolie's son's school around the time when parents drop their kids off. He said he was trying to get a shot of Pitt and Jolie, in addition to doing some scouting for Michael Jackson.

A British newspaper did a study that showed that British youths had sex at an earlier age than the kids in America. In America the average age was 16, in England it was 15, and as young as 12 in some cases.
In other news Michael Jackson, R. Kelly and Gary Glitter have announced that they've just purchased a huge London flat near Piccadilly Circus.

The mother of a boy who claimed Michael Jackson molested him pleaded no contest to welfare fraud. Michael, who disappointed the audience with his performance at the World Music Awards, has pleaded no contest to being a complete freak.

Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.

Transformers, hide your children.

This weekend in Los Angeles shots were fired at a party following the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.

The good news they were just warning shots to let everyone know Michael Jackson arrived.