Ladder Jokes / Recent Jokes

It wasn't long after the town grocer gave his beautiful teen-age daughter a job as clerk in his store that the local wolves began dropping by almost daily with requests for items stocked on the highest shelves, since each time the pretty little thing had to climb up a ladder to fill their orders, they were assured a spectacular view. Being as naive as she was attractive, the daughter didn't catch on; she tried rearranging the stock a few times, but no matter how she planned it, her male customers always seemed to ask for the items she put at the top. One day an elderly gent happened to enter the store while a contingent of these young cads was sending the poor girl up and down the ladder, each one in turn ordering a loaf of raisin bread from the top shelf. Hoping to save herself an additional trip while still aloft on her eighth successive climb to the same height, the girl called down to the senior citizen, "Is yours
raisin, too?"
"Nope," said the more...

Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

A general store hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts...
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which, of course, happens to be located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction. Right away, another guy asks for raisin bread and, then, each guy in turn is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down.
After more than a few trips, the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring down at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man coming up through the crowd.
"Is yours more...

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise.

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one, once you've managed to present the problem in terms he/she is familiar with.

Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He gives it to six Oregonians, thereby simplifying the problem to the previous question.

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: This should be determined using a nonparametric procedure, since statisticians are not normal.

Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Walt Pirie to hold the bulb and one psychologist, one economist, one sociologist and one anthroplogist to pull away the ladder.

Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner. One more...

There were three ladies working in supermarket, and one came in bright and bubbly on monday morning, slightly jealous and curios at the same time the other two said what are you so chirpy about?. The other day my husbund bought me a new set of exquisite laungereie.The other two said how did you get him to do that? she replied i asked. Right after work the other two hatched a plan to get their hubbies to do the same. The next day the other two met up outside the door at work "Howd you get on with your request"? The other replied no good, The other ladie said and you, yep darn tooting i did, dissappointed the other lady whom had notten anything thought of a plan to get what she wanted so she invited her husbund to her place of work the next day, he arrived to find her up the ladder stacking shelves with no panties on she called down softly and said george i need some new undergarments be a dear and buy me some, i will see you after work when she got home there was a big parcel more...

Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "Well throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder." "What, do you think Im stupid? I have an idea. Ill shine my flashlight, and you can climb down on the beam of light." "What, do you think Im stupid? Youll just turn off the flashlight when Im halfway there."

Mallu wants to clean his well
He asked his friend what is the best way to get in the well for cleaning.
Freind said use a ladder, it is very easy to get in the well.
So using a ladder mallu start to climb down to the well, Got slipped and fell in the water.
Mallu said I never thought using ladder will be so fast and easy to reach the bottom of the well!!!!!!!!!