Ladder Jokes

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    Blonde goes to the bar

    Hot 6 months ago

    Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar?
    A: Because she heard that drinks were on the house!

    At The Candy Store

    Hot 2 years ago

    Three guys enter a candy store. The first guy approaches the clerk and asks for 10 cents worth of jellybeans.
    Since the jellybeans are on the top shelf, the clerk goes into another room, brings out a ladder, gets the jellybeans down, takes out 10 cents worth, puts the jellybeans back on the top shelf, and puts the ladder away.
    Then, he goes to the second guy and asks what he wants. He, too, wants 10 cents worth of jellybeans.
    So, the clerk goes into the other room, brings out the ladder, gets the jellybeans down and takes out 10 cents worth. Before putting them back up on the top shelf, he turns to the third guy and asks, "Do you want 10 cents worth of jellybeans?"
    "No, thank you," he replies.
    Hearing that, the clerk puts the jellybeans back up on the top shelf and puts the ladder away.
    He returns to the third guy and asks, "So, what would you like?"
    "I'd like 5 cents worth of jellybeans!" he replies.

    Bread

    Hot 2 years ago

    A general store owner hired a young female clerk who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
    One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk and glanced at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea.
    "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man said.
    The clerk nodded and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which was located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be.
    Once she descended the ladder he mused that he really should get two loaves as he was having company for dinner.
    As the clerk retrieved the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requested his own loaf of raisin bread so he could continue to enjoy the view.
    With each trip up the more...

    Take Two

    Hot 4 months ago

    A little boy was watching a handyman at work on the upper story of a house. Suddenly the man drops a hammer, and comes down the ladder to retrieve it.
    The little boy calls out, "My daddy would have two hammers so he wouldn't have to come the ladder when he dropped one."
    The handyman says, "Yeah, that's great, kid", and climbs back up the ladder and returns to work. Within a few minutes, he drops his screwdriver, and comes back down the ladder.
    The little boy calls out again, "My daddy would have two screwdrivers so he wouldn't have to come down the ladder when he dropped one."
    The handyman mutters something and returns up the ladder. A few minutes later, the man realizes he has to go to the bathroom. Unfortunately, he has no way into the house, so he climbs down the ladder and goes behind a bush.
    When he's finishing up, he notices that the little boy has followed him. "I suppose your daddy has two of these too?" he more...

    As one who is an unabashed admirer of cats, telling this story
    is somewhat painful. This is a true story which happened during the late
    1970's. My wife has firsthand knowledge of the circumstances since, at the
    time, she was a police officer in whose jurisdiction the incident occurred.
    There is a small rural town, somewhat northeast to the city of
    Niagara Falls, NY. One evening, a resident of the town called the local
    volunteer fire department to request assistance in removing their cat
    from a tree. Since this was a "questionable" call, the fire control
    dispatcher called the fire chief at home to ask if he wanted to respond.
    The chief said sure, call out the department, since it was early evening
    and it shouldn't be a problem for the volunteers to respond.
    The fire department responded with a rescue truck which had an
    extension ladder. The tree, however, was too tall and willowy to support
    the weight of the extension more...

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