Ladder Jokes

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    Q: Why did the blonde take a ladder to the bar?
    A: Because she heard that drinks were on the house!

    At The Candy Store

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    Three guys enter a candy store. The first guy approaches the clerk and asks for 10 cents worth of jellybeans.
    Since the jellybeans are on the top shelf, the clerk goes into another room, brings out a ladder, gets the jellybeans down, takes out 10 cents worth, puts the jellybeans back on the top shelf, and puts the ladder away.
    Then, he goes to the second guy and asks what he wants. He, too, wants 10 cents worth of jellybeans.
    So, the clerk goes into the other room, brings out the ladder, gets the jellybeans down and takes out 10 cents worth. Before putting them back up on the top shelf, he turns to the third guy and asks, "Do you want 10 cents worth of jellybeans?"
    "No, thank you," he replies.
    Hearing that, the clerk puts the jellybeans back up on the top shelf and puts the ladder away.
    He returns to the third guy and asks, "So, what would you like?"
    "I'd like 5 cents worth of jellybeans!" he replies.


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    A general store owner hired a young female clerk who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
    One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk and glanced at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea.
    "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man said.
    The clerk nodded and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which was located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be.
    Once she descended the ladder he mused that he really should get two loaves as he was having company for dinner.
    As the clerk retrieved the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requested his own loaf of raisin bread so he could continue to enjoy the view.
    With each trip up the more...

    As one who is an unabashed admirer of cats, telling this story
    is somewhat painful. This is a true story which happened during the late
    1970's. My wife has firsthand knowledge of the circumstances since, at the
    time, she was a police officer in whose jurisdiction the incident occurred.
    There is a small rural town, somewhat northeast to the city of
    Niagara Falls, NY. One evening, a resident of the town called the local
    volunteer fire department to request assistance in removing their cat
    from a tree. Since this was a "questionable" call, the fire control
    dispatcher called the fire chief at home to ask if he wanted to respond.
    The chief said sure, call out the department, since it was early evening
    and it shouldn't be a problem for the volunteers to respond.
    The fire department responded with a rescue truck which had an
    extension ladder. The tree, however, was too tall and willowy to support
    the weight of the extension more...

    "How many can you afford?"
    It only takes one to change your his.
    Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting
    by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
    Three. One to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.
    Three. One to turn the bulb, one to shake him off the
    ladder, and the third to sue the ladder company.
    Three. One to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying
    power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb
    burn out in the first place, one to sue the electrician who wired
    the house, and one to sue the bulb manufacturers.
    Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object,
    one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter,
    one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one
    to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to
    change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional more...

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