Success Jokes

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    The Secret of Success

    Hot 4 years ago

    "Sir, what is the secret of your success?" a reporter asked a bank president.
    "Two words."
    "And, sir, what are they?"
    "Right decisions."
    "And how do you make the right decisions?"
    "One word."
    "And, sir, what is it?"
    "And how do you get experience?"
    "Two words."
    "And, sir, what are they?"
    "Wrong decisions."

    Success stops when

    Hot 6 years ago

    Success stops when you do.

    The road to success is marked with many tempting parking places.

    Successful Summit

    Hot 7 years ago

    While visiting the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Rather than just an hour as scheduled, the meeting lasted for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to meet with the media.
    Smiling, he announced that the summit was a great success. He said he and the Pope agreed on 80% of the matters they discussed and that he was now going home to the White House to be with his family.
    The Pope then came out to make his statement. He appeared tired, very discouraged and close to tears. Sadly, he announced his meeting with the President was a failure. Confused, one reported asked, "But, your Holiness, the President just announced the summit was quite a success and the two of you agreed on 80% of the items discussed."
    Frustrated, the Pope replied, "Yes, but we were discussing the Ten Commandments!"

    The secret of success is

    Hot 4 years ago

    The secret of success is sincerity.
    Once you can fake that you've got it made.

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