Clerk Jokes

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    The Seven-Ten Cap

    Hot 2 years agoby Dima&Kate

    A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.
    All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"
    She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new one."
    "What kind of a car is it on?" the clerk asked.
    "It's a Toyota."
    "Okay lady, how big is it?"
    She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
    The clerk asks, "What does it do?"
    "I don't know, but its always been there."
    By now, the manager has come over. He hands the lady a note pad and asks her if she could draw a picture of it. The customer carefully draws a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. In the center she writes "710."
    The guys behind the counter, who are looking at the drawing upside down, can barely control their laughter as the boss walks to a shelf, grabs an OIL cap and puts in on the more...

    A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar," the clerk replied. "You've got to be kidding." "Look, Mac," the clerk said, "do you want it or not?" Of course, the customer gave him a dollar. On the way out with his incredible bargain, the suctomer saw a big frost-free refrigerator with automatic ice maker. "How much for that?" he asked the clerk. "Fifty cents," came the reply. The customer forked over the half dollar, saying, "What the heck is going on here?" "Nothing is goining on here," the clerk snapped. "But my boss is at my house with my wife. And what he's doing to her, I'm doing to his business."

    At The Candy Store

    Hot 2 years ago

    Three guys enter a candy store. The first guy approaches the clerk and asks for 10 cents worth of jellybeans.
    Since the jellybeans are on the top shelf, the clerk goes into another room, brings out a ladder, gets the jellybeans down, takes out 10 cents worth, puts the jellybeans back on the top shelf, and puts the ladder away.
    Then, he goes to the second guy and asks what he wants. He, too, wants 10 cents worth of jellybeans.
    So, the clerk goes into the other room, brings out the ladder, gets the jellybeans down and takes out 10 cents worth. Before putting them back up on the top shelf, he turns to the third guy and asks, "Do you want 10 cents worth of jellybeans?"
    "No, thank you," he replies.
    Hearing that, the clerk puts the jellybeans back up on the top shelf and puts the ladder away.
    He returns to the third guy and asks, "So, what would you like?"
    "I'd like 5 cents worth of jellybeans!" he replies.

    Television

    Hot 2 years ago

    A blonde walks into a circuit store. She goes to the back and asks the clerk "Can I have this T.V.?" He said "No." "Why not?" asked the blonde. "Because your a dumb blonde."
    She comes back the next day with a new hair color. She again asked the same clerk if she could have that same T.V.. He again said no. When she asked why he responded "Because that's not a T.V., that is a microwave.

    Bread

    Hot 7 years ago

    A general store owner hired a young female clerk who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
    One day a young man entered the store, glanced at the clerk and glanced at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea.
    "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man said.
    The clerk nodded and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which was located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be.
    Once she descended the ladder he mused that he really should get two loaves as he was having company for dinner.
    As the clerk retrieved the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requested his own loaf of raisin bread so he could continue to enjoy the view.
    With each trip up the more...

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