Keller Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why does Hellen Keller wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.

How does Hellen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel and one hand on the road.

Q: Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.

How did Helan Keller burn herself?
I switched the phone with an iron!!

how did helen keller burn her face?
She went bobbing for french fries.

How did Helen Keller know that her lesbian friend was wearing tight fitting jeans?
By reading her lips

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
someone put a plunger in the toliet