Keller Jokes / Recent Jokes

Question: Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Answer: Because her dog was blind too!

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.

How do you confuse the heck out of Helen Keller?
You glue doorknobs to the walls.

Q: How Do You Confuse Helen Keller?
A: Rearrange All Of The Furniture.

Q:Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
A:She was a woman

Why does Helen Keller have yellow legs?
Her Dog is blind too

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.