Doll Jokes

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    Inflatable Doll

    Hot 2 years ago

    A guy goes in an adult book store and asks for an inflatable doll.
    Guy behind the counter says, "Male or female?"
    Customer says, "Female."
    Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
    Customer says, "White."
    Counter guy asks, "Radical Christian or Muslim Extremist?"
    Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
    Counter guy says, "The Muslim Extremist blows itself up."

    Did you hear about the welfare doll? You wind it up and it doesn't work.

    The story behind this joke:... There's this nutball who digs things out his back yard and sends the stuff he finds to the Smithsonian Institute, labeling them with scientific names, insisting that they are actual archeological finds. The really weird thing about these letters is that this guy really exists and does this in his spare time! Paleoanthropology DivisionSmithsonian Institute207 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington, DC 20078Dear Sir: Thank you for your latest submission to the Institute, labeled "211-D, layer seven, next to the clothesline post. Hominid skull." We have given this specimen a careful and detailed examination, and regret to inform you that we disagree with your theory that it represents "conclusive proof of the presence of Early Man in Charleston County two million years ago. "Rather, it appears that what you have found is the head of a Barbie doll, of the variety one of our staff, who has small children, believes to be the "Malibu more...

    My Grandparents

    Hot 3 years ago

    After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:
    We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to live here in a big brick home, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a place with a lot of other retarded people. They all live in little tin boxes. They ride on three-wheeled tricycles and they all wear name tags, because they don't know who they are.
    They go to a big building called a wrecked hall, but if it was wrecked, they got it fixed because it is alright now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very good. There is a swimming pool there. They go in it and just stand there with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim.
    As you go into their park, there is a doll house with a little man sitting in it. He watches all day so they can't get out without him seeing them. When they can sneak more...

    15. The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll
    14. Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal
    13. Princess Chia
    12. Lando Calrissian Cognac - 40 Parsecs of smoooooth
    11. R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"
    10. Han Solo Cups
    9. "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform. That's why I carry American Express."
    8. McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal
    7. Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"
    6. Darth Vader Ginsberg doll - Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately
    5. Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator
    4. Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"
    3. "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes
    2. Darth Vibrader
    and the Number 1 Rejected Star Wars Trilogy Marketing Tie-in...
    1. Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar

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