Jackson Family Jokes / Recent Jokes

I feel sorry for the paramedics. Which one drew the short straw and had to give him CPR.

Goodbye, Michael. Thank you for the music. Would that you could've gotten the help you clearly needed, but I guess we were too busy calling you a freak out of one corner of our mouths, and humming "Billie Jean" out the other.

Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic he will be melted down and turned into Lego blocks. That way children can play with him for a change.

Kids-r-us is featuring all children's clothing half off. That's how Michael would have wanted it.

Here lies Michael Jackson.
He gave pedophiles a bad name.

News of the World UK is reporting that Michael Jackson once wrote a play starring his children, wherein they meet a child murderer - and discover that he's not all that bad a guy.
Damn...he wrote plays, too?!

Michael Jackson was truly the first black musical artist to crossover.......
...............from a black man to a white woman.