Hydrant Jokes / Recent Jokes

Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree?

He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
K9P.

In North Carolina, it is against the law to use elephants to plow cotton fields.
In New York City, one is forbidden from shooting rabbits from the back end of a Third Avenue streetcar when it is moving.
In Kansas, people cannot shoot rabbits while in a motorboat.
In Statesville, North Carolina, it is against the law to race rabbits in the streets.
In Tuscumbia, Alabama, no more than eight rabbits can reside on the same block.
A law in Detroit, Michigan, prohibits crocodiles from being tied to a fire hydrant.
Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, New York.
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is necessary to document any services performed by a jackass.
In Ohio, it is against the law to set a fire under your mule if it balks.
In Arkansas, if your 2-year-old mule runs wild and is unclaimed within 2 days, anyone may castrate the animal.
In Marshalltown, Iowa, a horse will be breaking the law if it eats a fire more...

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:"You cant park anywhere near this place!"

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn`t park anywhere near the place.

Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?

A: K9P