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    - It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
    - Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
    - If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
    - Spearfish: If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

    International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.4. In an Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.5. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.6. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.7. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel, across from a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.8. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension (???).9. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: no ice cream.10. On the menu of a Swiss more...

    After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was, "Don't.""Don't what?" Adam asked."Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God said."Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve! We got Forbidden Fruit!""No way!""Yes WAY!""Don't eat that fruit!" said God."Why?""Because I'm your Creator and I said so!" said God, wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants.A few minutes later, God saw the kids having an apple break and was angry. "Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" God asked."Uh huh," Adam replied."Then why did you?""I dunno," Eve answered."She started it!" Adam said."Did Not!""DID so!""DID NOT!"Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

    Forbidden fruit has caused many a bad jam.

    International Travellers Bloopers
    1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.
    2. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
    3. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
    4. In an Athens hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 a.m. daily.
    5. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
    6. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
    7. In the lobby of a Moscow hotel, across from a Russian monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
    8. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension (???).
    9. In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today: more...

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