Hillbilly Jokes

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    This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

    Hillbilly Medical Terms

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    Hillbilly Medical Terms
    Benign... What you be after you be eight.
    Bacteria... Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium... What you do with dead folks.
    Cesarean Section... A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan... Searching for the cat.
    Cauterize... Made eye contact with her.
    Colic... A sheep dog.
    Coma... A punctuation mark.
    D&C... Where Washington is.
    Dilate... To live longer than your kids do.
    Enema... Not a friend.
    Fester... Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula... A small lie.
    G.I.Series... World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail... What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent... Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain... Getting hurt at work.
    Morbid... A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates... Cheaper than day rates.
    Medical Staff... A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
    Node... I knew it.
    Outpatient... A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear... A fatherhood test.
    Pelvis... Second cousin to Elvis.
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    What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
    They both lick their paws.

    1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.
    2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone new every five minutes.
    3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.
    4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.
    5) Improvise Italian operas.
    6) Gossip about someone to their face.
    7) Answer every question with a question.
    8) Repeat yourself constantly.
    9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.
    10) Repeat yourself constantly.
    11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.
    12) Repeat yourself constantly.
    13) Change what you repeat every now and then.
    14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.
    15) Change what you repeat every now and then.
    16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.
    17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.
    18) Change what you more...

    1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter which.2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.3) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour, and when people ask you about it, answer like a hillbilly would.4) Act like a hillbilly. Period.5) Improvise Italian operas.6) Gossip about someone to their face.7) Answer every question with a question.8) Repeat yourself constantly.9) Act like a member of the opposite sex.10) Repeat yourself constantly.11) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.12) Repeat yourself constantly.13) Change what you repeat every now and then.14) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.15) Change what you repeat every now and then.16) Talk to someone while looking at somebody else.17) Employ in your casual banter extensive vocabulary that will befuddle thy contemporaries.18) Change what you repeat every now and then.19) One word: Caffeine.20) Another word or two: Caffeine more...

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