"This hillbilly is traveling across " joke

This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws.

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A hillbilly comes home and tells his mom that when they shower after gym class he notices he's the most sexually developed boy in the whole 8th grade class.
"Do you suppose it's due to our good hillbilly genes and all the home cooked vittles you make?" he more...

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Italian cat:make some jokes about honkies...lol
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